2026 Season
Snake format • 16 rounds • 90 seconds per pick. Simulated runs are for banter only — only Commissioner Liam Alden's live draw in Nashville counts.
2 keepers · locked T-minus 60 minutes
Each manager selects 2 Keepers for the 2026 season. Keepers LOCK strictly 1 hour before draft kickoff at 11:00 AM CT on August 29, 2026.
No last-minute swaps, no panic edits. At T-minus 60 minutes, your 2 keepers are frozen in stone.
Picks 2–6 · only 7th–11th place finishers receive lottery balls
Five teams, five balls, picks 2 through 6. The Sacko is locked at Pick #1; playoff teams draft by order of finish. Snake format, 16 rounds, 90 seconds a pick, and a lottery that ruins one friendship annually.
⚠️ Rule Check: Pursuant to the Poor Rico Constitution, Sacko finisher Alex Ladd is locked at Pick #1 and receives 0 lottery balls. The 7th–11th place weighted lottery determines picks 2 through 6.
Picks 1–12 for the 2026 Nashville board
| Pick | Team | Manager | Basis |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | It's No Longer Luck | Alex Ladd | LOCKED — Automatic Pick #1 for 12th Place / Sacko Finisher |
| 2 | TBD | — | TBD — determined by 7th–11th place weighted lottery |
| 3 | TBD | — | TBD — determined by 7th–11th place weighted lottery |
| 4 | TBD | — | TBD — determined by 7th–11th place weighted lottery |
| 5 | TBD | — | TBD — determined by 7th–11th place weighted lottery |
| 6 | TBD | — | TBD — determined by 7th–11th place weighted lottery |
| 7 | Get Out Played | Dimtry Jean-Laurent | 6th place |
| 8 | Developing Year 😈 | Poor Rico | 5th place |
| 9 | Scrub City | Andrew Imrie | 4th place |
| 10 | Colstons Cribb | Kevin Larney | 3rd place |
| 11 | Sam Top Andy Bottom | Sam Drew | 2025 Runner-Up |
| 12 | Fetty KP | Hayes Linzer | 2025 Champion |
Snake order • 16 rounds • 90s per pick
Official rules, allegedly binding