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Executive Team

Four seats, lifetime appointments, unlimited abuse of power. These are the people to blame.

The Board

2026 Term

Commissioner

Executive Director · Final Rule Enforcer · League Founder

Started it in 2014 and still has the final word on every dispute.

Core Duties

Founded the league and authored the constitution
Final ruling authority on every dispute and veto
Runs the annual rules vote and offseason calendar
Owns the ESPN league configuration

Seat Held By

Liam Alden

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Master of Coin

$150/150 Buy-in Fully Collected • $1,800 Treasury Vault Locked

Treasurer & dues manager. The vault is sealed until payout night.

Core Duties

Collects the $150 buy-in from all 12 managers
Guards the $1,800 treasury and destination trip fund
Distributes championship and weekly-high payouts
Publishes the year-end financial ledger

Seat Held By

Andrew Imrie

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Head of Punishment

Sacko Enforcement Coordinator & Penalty Appeals Judge

Designs the suffering. Hears the pleas. Denies them.

Core Duties

Designs and enforces the annual Sacko punishment
Verifies punishment completion with photo evidence
Presides over all penalty appeals
Maintains the Wall of Shame archive

Seat Held By

Ben Ledoux

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League Historian

Archivist · 12-Year Record Keeper · Stats Analyst

Knows every title, every collapse and your worst lineup since 2014.

Core Duties

Keeps 12 years of records, champions and head-to-head data
Publishes weekly power rankings and stat graphics
Curates the destination draft photo archive
Certifies single-week and season scoring records

Seat Held By

Sam Drew

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Head of Punishment Docket

Active Sacko Case

Sacko Watch

Alex Ladd Sacko Alert

ENFORCEMENT DELAYED • LADD IS INJURED • RESUMING WHEN CLEARED

Two official punishments handed down by Head of Punishment Ben Ledoux. The league picks one.

Option 1 — The 3-Mile Hike

Walk 3 miles continuously while carrying a 50 lb bag.

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Option 2 — The 6-Hour Pool Marathon

Stay submerged in the pool for 6 hours straight, live during the Nashville draft.

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How The Board Works

Governance

Lifetime Seats

The board is set in stone. Four seats, four permanent members, zero elections. If you want a title, start your own league.

Rule Changes

Any manager can submit a proposal. It reaches a league vote once two board members co-sign it.

Appeals

Punishment and trade rulings can be appealed within 72 hours. The board hears the case; the Commissioner abstains.