Week 8 Preview: The Math Is the Joke
Week 8 lines are live. Six matchups, one 27.5-point spread, and Folks RFC favored for once — proceed accordingly.
On Deck · Week 9
Folks (-11.5) vs Developing Year, O/U 245.0: Folks is 1-6 with the fifth-highest points total in the league and three losses that one bench swap would have flipped. Developing Year just lost by 57. Somebody's misery ends here — the math says it's finally Ben's week to not donate a win. Harambes (-5) vs Fetty KP, O/U 266.5: Fetty is coming off a 176-point perfect week; the Harambes are coming off their first loss, a week their entire bench scored zero. Fraud vs form, and the frauds are still favored. O/U 266.5 is the highest total of the week for a reason. Sam Top (-19.5) vs Last Place Ladd, O/U 208.0: Ladd actually won in Week 7 and still has the lowest points total in the league by 96. Sam Top beat Get Out Played 83-63 in a game nobody should rewatch. The 19.5 says Ladd's win was a rumor. Scrub City (-4) vs Igloo Nation Per Se, O/U 253.5: Scrub City has four perfect lineups, a league-best 97.8% efficiency, and just ended the Harambes' perfect season. Igloo is 5-2 and still only a 4-point dog, which is either respect or the line begging you to take the boring, correct, terrifying team. Ur Minced Meat (-19) vs Get Out Played, O/U 235.0: Get Out Played scored 63 last week — the lowest week of the season — starting Bryce Young (4) while Kirk Cousins (19) sat on the bench. UMM has 888 points and a 2-5 record, which tells you everything about both of these teams. Colstons (-27.5) vs How do you like them apples?, O/U 256.5: Colstons has the league-high 993 points. The apples are 4-3 and favored to lose by 27.5 anyway — the biggest line of the season. The math is the joke, and the joke is that it's correct.