Post-Draft Analysis & Roast

Scrub City · Andrew

Keepers: Amon-Ra St. Brown, Brock Bowers

Draft Highlights: Javonte Williams (3.09), Breece Hall (4.09), Travis Etienne Jr. (5.09), Jayden Daniels (8.09)

Andrew walked out of this draft with a cheat-code roster. Pairing Amon-Ra and Bowers with Breece Hall in the 4th and Travis Etienne in the 5th gives Scrub City unmatched depth and high-floor scoring.

Developing Year · Liam

Keepers: Malik Nabers, Ashton Jeanty

Draft Highlights: Kenneth Walker III (3.07), Ladd McConkey (4.07), Marvin Harrison Jr. (5.07), Jalen Hurts (8.07)

A textbook masterclass in draft execution. Grabbed KW3 to anchor the backfield alongside Jeanty, scooped Ladd and MHJ at massive values in the middle rounds, and waited patiently for Jalen Hurts in the 8th. This team is a wagon.

Get Out Played · Dimitry

Keepers: Saquon Barkley, Nico Collins

Draft Highlights: Rashee Rice (3.08), Jaylen Waddle (4.08), Travis Kelce (9.08)

Elite foundation. Saquon and Nico are top-tier keepers, and stacking Rashee Rice and Jaylen Waddle gives Dimitry ridiculous PPR week-to-week upside. Snagging Kelce in Round 9 makes this lineup terrifying.

Colstons Cribb · Kevin

Keepers: CeeDee Lamb, Jaxon Smith-Njigba

Draft Highlights: Quinshon Judkins (3.10), Davante Adams (4.10), Lamar Jackson (6.10), Alvin Kamara (11.10)

Kevin built a PPR machine. CeeDee, JSN, and Davante Adams form arguably the best receiving corps in the league, and pairing them with Lamar Jackson at QB and Kamara in the 11th means this squad will put up points in bunches.

Fetty K.P. · Hayes

Keepers: Ja'Marr Chase, Christian McCaffrey

Draft Highlights: Emeka Egbuka (3.12), DK Metcalf (5.12), George Kittle (8.12), Khalil Shakir (9.12)

Starting any draft with Ja'Marr Chase and CMC is an unfair advantage. Hayes played it safe through the middle rounds, landing solid starters in Egbuka and Metcalf while locking in Kittle at TE.

UR MINCED MEAT · Philip

Keepers: Jonathan Taylor, Bijan Robinson

Draft Highlights: DeVonta Smith (3.05), Tee Higgins (4.05), Mike Evans (5.05), Dak Prescott (8.05)

The most physical backfield in the league. Philip came in with JT and Bijan locked down and spent his early picks building an ultra-reliable WR room with DeVonta, Higgins, and Evans.

SAM TOP ANDY BOTTOM · Sam & Andy

Keepers: Chris Olave, Cam Skattebo

Draft Highlights: Jeremiyah Love (3.11), Garrett Wilson (4.11), Tyler Warren (5.11), Caleb Williams (10.11)

High risk, high reward. Stealing Garrett Wilson in the late 4th was brilliant, and pairing him with Jeremiyah Love and Tyler Warren gives this co-managed squad elite young upside.

How do you like them apples? · Beati

Keepers: Justin Jefferson, Josh Jacobs

Draft Highlights: Bucky Irving (3.06), Terry McLaurin (5.06), Patrick Mahomes (8.06), Mark Andrews (15.06)

Max drafted a steady, balanced roster from his remote room. Jefferson and Jacobs provide a safe weekly floor, while grabbing Mahomes in the 8th and Andrews in the 15th gives him great veteran quarterback and tight end value.

Igloo Nation Per Se · Graham

Keepers: Kyren Williams, Puka Nacua

Draft Highlights: Drake London (3.03), Josh Allen (4.03), Quentin Johnston (6.03)

Graham hit the ground running with London and Josh Allen in Rounds 3 and 4, but burned mid-round capital on flyers like Bhayshul Tuten and De'Zhaun Stribling. If his sleepers hit, he's fine — if not, depth will be an issue.

Cincinnati Harambes · Kyle

Keepers: Trey McBride, Derrick Henry

Draft Highlights: James Cook III (3.02), Drake Maye (4.02), Deebo Samuel [Write-In] (9.02), Stefon Diggs [Write-In] (11.02)

Kyle ran out of printed stickers and had to rely on the pen, but write-ins Deebo Samuel and Stefon Diggs saved his draft late. Taking Drake Maye in Round 4 was an early QB reach, but his backfield with Henry and Cook is rock solid.

Folks RFC · Ben

Keepers: Jahmyr Gibbs, Omarion Hampton

Draft Highlights: George Pickens (3.04), DJ Moore (4.04), Chris Godwin Jr. (6.04), Kyler Murray (12.04)

Gibbs and Hampton give Ben an elite young running back core. However, reaching on Parker Washington in the 5th round cost him a shot at securing a true WR1 to pair with Pickens and DJ Moore.

It's No Longer Luck · Alex

Keepers: De'Von Achane, Chase Brown

Draft Highlights: A.J. Brown (3.01 — first live pick), Colston Loveland (4.01), Tetairoa McMillan (5.01), TreVeyon Henderson (6.01)

Alex set the tone by taking A.J. Brown at Pick 3.01, but taking rookie TE Colston Loveland at 4.01 over elite receivers and established TEs put him behind the eight ball early. He'll need his young core of McMillan and Henderson to break out fast.